I may have had a few beers but.......
....bsg has some fucking skills. As someone who has worked for another (failed) j2me company and since had interviews/discussions with other (soon to be failed) j2me companies, it's apparent that the knowledge gap is vast.
so much knowledge is being lost... bsg ruled!!
c%$a-c&*a can go fuck themeselves
so much knowledge is being lost... bsg ruled!!
c%$a-c&*a can go fuck themeselves
posted by Thumper at 11:48 pm
7 Comments:
Re-definition of Extreme Programming - a pissed dev team working in spoons trying not to spill beer on the laptop - high risk anyway
surely your not saying there are companies out there that have a Symbian solution that they want you to put it onto j2me phones because they have already sold it or included it in their projections for growth!
And your definitely right, lets look whos still in j2me from the lot attending on Sat, erm yes.
How long did dennis actually take, lets see 3.30pm - 10.30 am = 18 x 3 = 54hours; we might have to find an all night club
I suggest the following concepts for approval
1) Roger Mellies swear box (no I wont let it drop)
2) Monkey Donkey Monkey, a game where monkeywiz.com beats his pet monkey with a stick,with a
donkey in the background.
3) Fruit Machine - come on we haven't done one in while, I can even define the first test case.
public class FruitMachineTester
{
@Test public void testFirstSpin()
{
// does the first spin = Cherry Melon Cherry
assertEquals ("SpinReels", "CMC", 1);
}
}
This is a mandatory test case, that must be implemented, word wrapping is of course optional
Of course these midlets will need to work on the following set of phones
(looks for the copy paste list of moto triplets, 3100, etc)
Plus the end screen must be fully gorgeous, I suggest this can be achieved by the splash screen saying "You are winner!"
definitely it has all the components needed to meet carriers approval
1) Monkeys
2) Donkeys
3) More Monkeys
4) Spinning reels
5) Flashing lights
6) Will break phones and cause people to have to buy another preferably with a 36 month contract
I do however feel the key ingredient of whacking monkeys with sticks has been lost in your combination, perhaps the subgame is when you get the jackpot you whack a monkey/donkey to see how many super monkey donkey prizes you can get.
this adds in some more 'one thumb' gameplay as can be as simple as continuing to press 5
I'm already working on the PC/OSX port!!!!!!
I'll need an artist though, preferably someone who specialises in drawing monkey/donkey combos
The guys over at Juniper research have obviously been spying on us in this blog and have seen the revolutionary idea of monkey donkey monkey and how it is going to drive growth in the mobile arena
Get this mobile gaming to be worth $47 Billion ( I am not sure where the other $3 billion is but I assume it must be there, perhaps thats the money we have to be paid in royalties in 2011, so isnt being counted in the sums)
http://www.mobileindustry.biz/article.php?article_id=2037
Hey, i know this is off thread, but i wish my bird was this clever
http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2005/bird-talk-p1.php
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