Questions to ask in your interview.....

I've been to a few interviews so far, and the interviewer always asks you wank questions like "where do you see yourself in five years?" - "the bahamas!". Near the end of the interview they will then ask if you have any questions for them, and i have found the following really effective........

* Do you press charges?

* Do you do random drug testing?

* Would I get the job if I slept with your wife again?


You guys got anymore for the interviews I have coming up??