Inappropriate jokes for all the family this christmas time
Heard these at the pub tonight so you'll have to forgive me.....
What's the difference between Mr Kipling and the Surrey police force?
With Mr Kipling you get 6 tarts in a box.
Did you hear about the dyslexic santa?
Put the prossies under the tree.
Surrey rugby team have had to disband - ran out of hookers.
On a lighter note - we've started calling my grandad 'spiderman', he can't get out the bath on his own either.
What's the difference between Mr Kipling and the Surrey police force?
With Mr Kipling you get 6 tarts in a box.
Did you hear about the dyslexic santa?
Put the prossies under the tree.
Surrey rugby team have had to disband - ran out of hookers.
On a lighter note - we've started calling my grandad 'spiderman', he can't get out the bath on his own either.
posted by Thumper at 11:59 pm
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I was at work the other day and everyone was reading the sun except this one guy how was reading a book titled 'the art of witty retort'. We all thought he was pretending to be a snob. Today he was still reading it whilst the rest of us read the sun, so one guy asked him 'what's that all about then?'. He said that his son had done a course about it and gave him the book, it was all about how if someone insulted you then you could cut them down with a witty come back, then proceeded to give an example. His son went to the circus, and this clown came up to him and asked him 'Have you ever been the front end of a pantomime ass?', 'can't say i ever have' his son replied. 'have you ever been the back end of a pantomime ass?' the clown asked, 'can't say i ever have' his son said. 'so, you could said you ain't half an ass then' the clown said to the laughter of the crown - to which his son wittily replied 'oh fuck off you big red nosed bastard'
How about lots of 'Yo Momma' jokes, to your other half whilst at the inlaws?
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